Germany teaches refugees about a birds and a bees

The Ministry of Health has set adult a new website, called “Zanzu: My physique in difference and images” in sequence to “give migrants who have been in Germany for a brief time a event to surprise themselves on passionate and reproductive health.”

And a information is minute to contend a least, going in to a turn of lucidity German high propagandize kids could usually dream of. 

How to rinse your climax jewels

The health wonks start off by giving some useful tips on passionate hygiene. 

When it comes to soaking your bits, “it is not endorsed to use aromatic soap. Use neutral soap that does not means irritation. Preferably, do not use any soap during all,” a site says.

Women duration are given the extra, really specific, square of advice: “wash your anus from a front to a back, divided from your vagina.”

The site doesn’t bashful divided from some of a informative prohibited potatoes of a day, either.

On offer is a bloody reason of a opposite forms of womanlike genital twisting that exist – with a sign that it is bootleg in Europe – and a minute reason of a several forms of hymen women have.

“The hymen can already be stretched or ripped, even if a lady is still a virgin. The hymen can't infer either a lady is a pure or not,” a website cautions.

The 5 positions of German sex

But it’s not all bashing refugees over a conduct about European values – there are also some useful pointers on how to make a many of their sex lives.

Source: zanzu.de

It positively never gets tedious in German bedrooms. There are 5 (!) opposite sex positions to explore. One for each day of a operative week. At a weekend there’s deserved time for rest.

Sex isn’t only about fibbing in bed – it can be achieved “sitting, station or squatting” too. “Vary movements in speed, stroke and intensity,” is a recommendation for new arrivals.

When it comes to verbal sex, a health experts are organisation in their conclusions. “Do not swallow,” they say.

Source: zanzu.de

There are even 3 opposite positions endorsed as “more gentle and reduction painful” for couples who fornicate during pregnancy.

For sex, one apparently needs a partner. As we know, many refugees have arrived in Germany alone – and a health method has recommendation for a solo flyers among them too.

A male should reason his penis and pierce his hands behind and forth. A lady can “caress her vagina, clitoris, labia, nipples, breast or buttocks” (phew).

“Masturbation is not harmful,” a site reassures.

Demand from doctors

Dr. Marita Völker-Albert, from a Federal Office for Health Information told The Local that a website was grown on direct from doctors and went online in late February.

It exists in 12 languages including English, French and Arabic.

“It wasn’t finished since of a latest interloper crisis. We started to rise this website in 2013. The credentials is that a lot of doctors and information centers asked us to emanate a critical website on that they can explain passionate health to immigrants,” she said.